Girls: Nice and sweet and stuff.
Money: Use it only for good reasons, like to buy video games.
Basketball: You should pass a lot so other people will pass to you.
Football: You have to make the right plays to make it to the right place.
Favorite color: Butler blue.
Favorite food: Lasagna and pizza.
Favorite day of the week: Wednesday, because it's gym day in school.
Favorite book: I'm not a big fan of books.
Favorite movie: Iron Man 2 (Note from the mom: I sure hope that's age appropriate. If not, blame the dad.)
Least hated chore: Unloading the dishwasher, because it's fast.
Most hated chore: Everything else.
United States: We are awesome.
President Obama: He is awesome and I want to invite him to my birthday party. (For the record, he invited Dubya to his birthday party a few years ago.)
God: I love Him and He gave us all this (motioning to the space around him).
The oil spill in the Gulf: Sad, sad, sad.
School: Boring and stupid, except for the fun parts.
If you had a whole day to do whatever you wanted, what would you do: Play video games, play sports and boss Robbie around...no...I would have Robbie help me boss Annie around.
If you were in charge of making dinner, what would you make: I would order pizza.
If you had to give up one thing for the rest of your life, except school or chores, what would it be: SKIP! I'm not giving up anything.
If you were going to write a book, what would it be about: ME! and video games.
What do you want to be when you grow up: A sports player, then maybe an announcer when I retire.
If you could change your life in anyway, what would you do: Get a girlfriend.
That's where the line of questioning stopped because a.) I had to catch my breath after that last answer and b.) I had to launch my "you're too young for a girlfriend and you should just be yourself and be friends with girls" speech.
This one, yeah, he's gonna keep life interesting.