If you give a fat girl a cookie, she is gonna eat it.
If she eats the cookie, the fatter she'll get.
The fatter she gets, the worse her heartburn will get.
The worse her heartburn gets, the more she will need daily doses of drugs like Nexium and Prilosec.
The more Nexium and Prilosec she takes, the less her body will absorb iron.
The lower her iron levels get, the more exhausted she will feel all the time (even if she is using her CPAP machine religiously).
When she feels so exhausted, she will just want to lay around in front of the TV.
And chances are, if she is vegging out in front of the TV, she'll want a cookie to go with it.
Showing posts with label I may be fat and exhausted but I am still clever. Show all posts
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012
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