Who in the world thought a scooter that shoots fire out the end was a good idea? I mean seriously, what do the user instructions say?
- Do not ride while wearing long pants.
- Do not ride near gas sources.
- If you are especially hairy, wax your leg hair before attempting to ride.
- Before riding, please review the attached instructions for stop, drop and roll.
And how much do you have to pay for the pleasure of this pyrotechnic pasttime? A mere $70! Heck, put your kid on a regular scooter and I'll run after them with a lit match for only $50.
