When I became a parent, I knew there would be times when my children would ask me questions for which I had no answers. Questions about death and faith and higher math...and now, monster genitalia.
"Mom? Why doesn't Godzilla have a wiener?"
Umm? Because Godzilla is a girl. With PMS. And someone just ate the last M&Ms hidden in the pantry.
He didn't buy it, but makes sense to me.
