40 20 wishes for his birthday

Today is Mike's birthday. His 40th birthday to be exact. I gave him his gift over the weekend. I wished him a happy day on Facebook. We're going out to dinner tonight. But I still felt compelled to offer my celebratory salutations here on the blog, too. So, I've decided to list 40 wishes for my husband's birthday:

1. I wish he would replace the toilet paper on the roll.
2. I wish he would scrub the dishes before he puts them in the dishwasher.
3. I wish he would permanently forget the password to his eBay bidder account.

Oh wait...that's not quite what I was going for.  I'll finish that list for MY birthday. Let me try this again.

To my huzzzband:

1. I wish you a big bubble in your pizza crust, just like you like it.
2. I wish you sunglasses that don't have finger smudges on the lenses.
3. I wish you 3 stars on every board of Angry Birds. (I know you've already got that, but this will cover you for future releases.)
4. I wish you moments in every day that release your big laughter.
5. I wish you Diet Mountain Dew available in every restaurant you go to.
6. I wish you a dedicated Star Wars channel on cable TV.
7. I wish that someday you will get to ride in the General Lee.
8. I wish you good health.
9. I wish you summers with air conditioning.
10. I wish you winters with heat.
11. I wish you a trip to see the last Space Shuttle launch.
12. I wish you a trip to see a Cubs game at night. (Oh yeah, wish granted.)
13. I wish you Geno's East Pizza.  
14. I wish you uninterrupted sleep for at least one night. 
15. I wish you the return of the loyalty you show others. 
16. I wish you the forgiveness you so easily give.
17. I wish you success in your profession.
18. I wish you peace in your heart.
19. I wish you happy memories of your mom.
20. I wish you serenity.

Sorry honey. 40 is a very big number and I'm running out of things to wish for you, unless I go back to my original line of thinking. Let me just say:

I wish you a very happy "Bee"-day!