As seen on TV under the tree

'Tis the season for all those crazy commercials hawking various and sundry useless and overpriced items. But they can't all be useless and overpriced, can they? Santa, if you're watching (and I know you are!), here are a few "as seen on TV" products I wouldn't mind finding under my Christmas tree this year:

1. Chia Herb Garden -- Maybe I'd be inspired to cook?
2. The Perfect Brownie Pan -- Edge pieces in every bite.
3. The Clapper -- for Annie's room. She is forever leaving her lamp on.
4. Foot Detox Patches -- in the so gross it's intriguing category
5. Bendaroos -- Have you have played with those things? They are fun!
6. Magic Bullet -- Sure, I'll be cursing it's million pieces to put away, but at least I'll be enjoying homemade salsa while I'm doing it.

What "As Seen on TV" product would you secretly love to find under your Christmas tree this year?