10 things you think to yourself when you're about to go under the knife

1. Wait! I changed my mind.
2. I hope the surgeon doesn't sneeze while he's cutting on my neck.
3. Which will be better…sleeping a long time or watching movies for days on end?
4. They really ought to re-think what qualifies as outpatient surgery.
5. I wonder if the titanium in my neck will set off the metal detector at the airport?
6. I hope the kids pick up the house a bit before my parents get here.
7. Is it inappropriate to wear jammies to the surgery center? 
8. I sure hope this works.
9. I wish the kids were awake right now so I could give them one last squeeze.
10. Wow. I could use a Diet Coke.

BONUS: This is going to be one epic game of Mommy's legs are broken.

See you on the flip side.