See how these grab you.
- Someone tried to take the last Diet Coke, so I punched him.
- We were at the zoo and I got too close to the tiger cage just before feeding time.
- I'm wrapping my hand right hand in solidarity with the lefties of the world.
- I was high-fiving Robbie. The kid doesn't know his own strength.
- Tattoo gone wrong.
- My kids aren't buying "Mommy's legs are broken" anymore.
- It's an old Facebook injury.
- It's a new diet technique. Everything I put on the fork or spoon falls off.
- I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
- Oh nothing. I just like the attention.
Do you have any others that I should add to my repertoire?
5 comments:
Are you just rotating through them? Because I kind of like them all.
I like them all but I'm especially partial to #7. You could tweak it to include injures caused by twitter or texting too!
i wanted to see if this bandage would make my hand look fat? lol lol
or i get paid $5.00 everytime somebody asks me what happened and I give them my doctors name. my first surgery is paid for and the second about half already lol
I love #4!
But tell the truth young lady...
;)
LOL! These are great. Hm...How about "I'm faking an injury for an insurance claim--Thanks for helping me along with your sympathy; the cameras could be anywhere."
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