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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

How do I answer that?

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When I became a parent, I knew there would be times when my children would ask me questions for which I had no answers. Questions about death and faith and higher math...and now, monster genitalia.

"Mom? Why doesn't Godzilla have a wiener?"

Umm? Because Godzilla is a girl. With PMS. And someone just ate the last M&Ms hidden in the pantry.

He didn't buy it, but makes sense to me.

4 comments:

Sharon said...

I think you gave a perfect answer. lol
How old is this kid again?!

Joanie said...

That answer works for me!!! Can't understand why he didn't get it?

BTW, Peep! Peep! Peep! Check your mail! Should be any day now!

Liz said...

When he's an adult and has dealt first hand with a girlfriend or something with PMS... then he will look back and remember his mother's wisdom.

recipeforchaos said...

Too true. I hadn't noticed that it was a girl, but now it makes so much sense!