Tall tales by Robbie

Robbie woke up this morning and said "My eye hurts." Assuming this was one of his attempts to get to stay home from school, I said, "Oh, your eye doesn't hurt!"

That's when he turned to me and I saw this:

"Robbie, what happened to your eye?!"

"Well, I was skydiving and I ran into a bug that bit me in the eye."

There you go, more proof that skydiving is a dangerous sport!