Roses are red.
Beaches are sandy.
My butt is so big,
I don't need any candy.
Hmmm...maybe not quite right.
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
- I love thee when you put up the toilet seat and remember to put it back down.
- I love thee when you put gas in my car because you know I don't like to do it.
- I love thee when you give up the remote control, even if it means a night of Food Network.
- I love thee when you don't eat my restaurant leftovers so I can have them the next day.
- I love thee when you don't make a big deal that my "broken" computer was just unplugged.
Closer, maybe.
Love. Just do it.
Simple, direct, a tad overused.
Hey Jedi Master, want to show me your light saber?
Definitely appropriate for the nerd market. Maybe I should try the traditional approach again.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Pizza for dinner.
Is that ok with you?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Pizza for dinner.
Is that ok with you?
Sigh...guess I shouldn't quit my day job.
4 comments:
You had me at show me your lightsaber *wipes tear*
I gasped out loud at the lightsaber line! Do your kids read this? :)
i knew mike would love that lightsaber one lol and much more honest and real than "real life"!
:) Happy valentines day!
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