He*: "Friday night is the best TV night on Cartoon Network! First, Clone Wars, then Ben 10 right after. How cool is that?!"
She: "I'd rather be watching What Not to Wear."
...a little while later...
He: "That's awesome!"
He: "That Transformers animated Optimus Prime!"
She: "Well, you can ask Santa for it -- although I'm not sure if he accepts letters from 37-year-old boys."
* See this previous post.